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Mission Impossible III – the secret of the rabbit’s foot REVEALED HERE!

Though NOT to be confused with the superb TV series which had a sophistication and charm notoriously lacking in all 3 Mission films, MI III is fun and fairly clever with one excellent plot twist I won't reveal here.

Calling it "action packed" would be an understatement. It's a (PG 13!) orgy of torture, murders, extrajudicial killings, bombings, explosions, implanted head detonators, defibrillators, and …..  Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise marriage references.

I could certainly believe Seymour Hoffman as an evil international bad guy, and Lawrence Fishburn as IMF spymaster, and even Tom Cruise as super spy, but what was HARD TO BELIEVE was how close Tom's real life beau Katie Holmes looks to his movie beau Michelle Monaghan.
katieORmichelle.JPG

Scary, right?

Which brings me back to the film. Outtakes have revealed that the China made "Rabbits Foot" which was the subject of great interest to bad and good guys alike is a super sensitive biometric identification device that can help Tom determine if the girl he's with is actually Katie or Michelle. Without it Tom's pending marriage would be at risk. Given the multi billion success of the Cruise film empire palimony is incredibly expensive, helping to set the Rabbit's Foot's price tag, which WAS mentioned in the film, at $680 million.

Money well spent I'd say.

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May 8, 2006 - Posted by | entertainment, movies, personal

11 Comments »

  1. You Suck. Not funny and annoying.

    Comment by Super | October 22, 2009 | Reply

  2. Your dead wrong bloke

    Comment by DEVIL DRIVER | May 19, 2010 | Reply

  3. The price was 850 million for the Rabbits Foot not 650 million

    Comment by Lord Voldemort | May 19, 2010 | Reply

  4. I just want to let you know that you are a Fucking Dumbshit and a huge mother fucking waste of my time. Eat shit and die!

    Comment by John Doe | June 19, 2010 | Reply

  5. the rabbit foot is a MacGuffin , its like a plot or a device in a film which advances the story basically the Rabbits Foot is a code name for a secret bio chemical device which could pollute a certain area and make a big impact by killing people, whoever has it is known to have luck thats what the rabbits foot is ‘Luck’ its just a code name

    Comment by Tommy | June 30, 2011 | Reply

  6. This is a great page for people who like to wast other peoples time with nothing about nothing, well you just wasted my time thanks for nothing

    Comment by Wayne | July 2, 2011 | Reply

  7. i thought that was very funny, to the point.

    Comment by thepotters2 | July 25, 2011 | Reply

  8. It was like What The…………

    Comment by abhinav | October 5, 2011 | Reply

  9. Very nice blog,congratulations for it.Keep going!

    Comment by friv | November 29, 2011 | Reply

  10. This thread is like 2 years old, but I still have to say you boy suck big time! You´re not funny just completely stupid. May God have mercy on your twisted soul!

    Comment by Frankie | December 21, 2011 | Reply

  11. this wasn’t help at all, go die idiot

    Comment by apemann | December 29, 2011 | Reply


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