Bald Britney Spears busts out of Britney Spears rehab

Some time ago I was testing how terms are getting ranked by search engines here at the blog and I noted that blog traffic spiked from a simple post about Cicarelli, a famous model. Time to test Britney Spears which is often at the top of all the world’s internet searches.

This is testing what happens when I mention Britney Spears in a blog post. I apologize – sort of – to those of you who actually carefully follow Britney Spears news on a regular basis. I’m not immune to the prurient interest in Britney that has captivated *billions* worldwide, but it really is a sad commentary on the state of our cultural well-being that Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan garner far more news time than, say, Global Health …

….. gee whiz Britney Spears, you’ve done it again!

Britney Spears Shaves Head, scream the headlines, and then in the small print if at all… millions die from lack of oral rehydration therapy.

We should be ashamed of Britney Spears, and ashamed of ourselves.

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February 21, 2007 - Posted by JoeDuck | advertising, blogs, entertainment, Poverty and Development, search, SEO

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is britney spears a real person or a character in an american sitcom / cartoon??please explain because i think the reference to paris hilton suggests that she is the a personification of an inanimate thing ??ie the hotel ?

Comment by johann | February 22, 2007 | Reply
Johann, here’s how you remember it:

Britney Spears a bald fish in the Paris Hilton Hotel.

Comment by Joe Duck | February 23, 2007 | Reply
Spears a bald fish

OMFG!

Off-topic: my niece, Brittany Sears, was recently introduced at her first junior scientist presentation of mucho scientific stuff as “Britney Spears.”

Comment by Tommo | February 24, 2007 | Reply
Brittany Confusion – ouch… but congratulations to Ms Sears on the science project!

Comment by Joe Duck | February 24, 2007 | Reply
Search Engine Optimization?
What about ‘quality’ being the best technique for SEO?

Ofcourse Dorothy Parker had the best technique: When her publicity business wasn’t getting much traffic she tried changing the lettering on the door to ‘Public Relations’ and when that didn’t work she instructed the sign painter to replace it with “Gentlemen” thus getting a steady stream of potential clients walking into her office.

Comment by Fools Gold | February 24, 2007 | Reply
Fools Gold – yes, quality is the best SEO strategy though it’s generally considered very important to make sure the search engine bots can correctly categorize, view, and rank your site. For example a site built exclusively with images and flash elements could be of higher visual and content quality but would likely be ranked beneath an inferior site that had nicely optimized HTML with lots of keywords in the content fo the pages, optimized page names and page titles, and carefully chosen anchor text.

Comment by JoeDuck | February 24, 2007 | Reply
Bald Britney Spears

What a way to kick off the Celebrity Hair Style blog with some pictures of our dear friend Britney Spears Bald:

Rumour has it that Britney was shaving her head because Kevin Federline had said he would get it tested for drugs to use in the custody cas…

Trackback by Celebrity Hair Styles, Pictures of Celebrity Hair Styles | April 8, 2007 | Reply
Britney is my favorite singer! I really love her! Especially i like her first album!

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