You thought YOU were overworked and underpaid. Julie Kavner and Yeardley Smith, the voices of Bart and Lisa on “The Simpsons”, only make $400,000 …. per episode. So stop your whining, things are tough all over.
Dramas per EPISODE!
- $550,000 – Kiefer Sutherland “24”
- $400,000 – Hugh Laurie “House”
- $400,000 – Mariska Hargitay “Law and Order: SUV”
- $400,000 – Christopher Meloni “Law and Order: SUV”
- $390,000 – Marg Helgenberger “CSI”
- $375,000 – David Caruso “CSI: Miami”
- $350,000 – Laurence Fishburne “CSI”
- $325,000 – Mark Harmon “NCIS”
- $275,000 – Ellen Pompeo “Grey’s Anatomy”
- $250,000 – Tim Roth “Lie to Me”
- $250,000 – Kate Walsh “Private Practice”
- $250,000 – Patrick Dempsey “Grey’s Anatomy”
- $250,000 – Simon Baker “The Mentalist”
- $250,000 – Calista Flockhart “Brothers and Sisters”
- $225,000 – Patricia Arquette “Medium”
- $175,000 – Tom Welling “Smallville”
- $150,000 – Jennifer Love Hewitt “Ghost Wisperer”
- $150,000 – Sally Field “Brothers and Sisters”
- $150,000 – Chris O’Donnell “NCIS: Los Angeles”
- $150,000 – LL Cool J “NCIS:
- $125,000 – Peter Krause “Parenthood”
- $50,000 – Chace Crawford “Gossip Girl”
- $50,000 – Blake Lively “Gossip Girl”
Comedy – Per Episode
- $875,000 – Charlie Sheen “Two and A Half Men” (figure includes ownership stake in the series)
- $400,000 – Felicity Huffman “Desperate Housewives”
- $400,000 – Marcis Cross “Desperate Housewives”
- $400,000 – Teri Hatcher “Desperate Housewives”
- $400,000 – Eva Longoria Parker “Desperate Housewives”
- $400,000 – Dan Castellaneta “The Simpsons”
- $400,000 – Yeardley Smith “The Simpsons”
- $400,000 – Julie Kavner “The Simpsons”
- $400,000 – Nancy Cartwright “The Simpsons”
- $350,000 – Zach Braff “Scrubs”
- $300,000 – Tina Fey “30 Rock”
- $300,000 – Alec Baldwin “30 Rock”
- $275,000 – Julia Louis-Drefus “Old Christine”
- $200,000 – Patricia Heaton “The Middle”
- $175,000 – Kelsey Grammer “Hawk”
- $150,000 – Neil Patrick Harris “How I Met Your Mother”
- $150,000 – Jay Mohr “Gary Unmarried”
- $125,000 – Jenna Elfman “Accidentally on Purpose”
- $100,000 – Courteney Cox “Cougar Town”
- $50,000 – Joel McHale “Community”
- $7,500 – Starting salary for player on “Saturday Night Live”
Cable – Per Episode
- $275,000 – Kyra Sedgwick “The Closer”
- $250,000 – Denis Leary “Rescue Me”
- $200,000 – Glenn Close “Damages”
- $175,000 – Julian McMahon “Nip/Tuck”
- $150,000 – Holly Hunter “Saving Grace”
- $135,000 – Jeffrey Donovan “Burn Notice”
- $75,000 – Thomas Jane “Hung”
- $75,000 – Jon Hamm “Mad Men”
Reality
- $15 million per year – Ryan Seacrest
- $150,000 per episode – Jeff Probst
- $150,000 per episode – Jon and Kate
Late Night – Per Year
- $32 million – David Letterman
- $30 million – Jay Leno
- $14 million – Conan O’Brien
- $14 million – Jon Stewart
- $6 million – Jimmy Kimmel
News – Per Year
- $15 million – Katie Couric CBS
- $13 million – Matt Lauer “NBC”
- $12 million – Diane Sawyer “ABC”
- $10 million – Meredith Vieira “NBC”
- $10 million – Bill O’Reilly “Fox News Channel”
- $7.5 million – Keith Olbermann “MSNBC”
- $7 million – Larry King “CNN”
- $5 million – Anderson Cooper “CNN”
- $3 million – Wolf Blitzer “CNN”
- $3 million – Chris Matthews “MSNBC”
- $2 million – Glenn Beck “Fox News Channel”